
Damn, I’d do me.
You aren’t allowed to, I’m gonna do you
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Seriously. He’s the twins, Elissa’s little one, Harper’s…xD
Maybe it’s a sign he should become a real one.
“Dibs on dat ass”, as the mortal kids would say.
No. You can only break his body if you break mine too :P

There’s something I’d say here, but you’re my brother so I can’t.
That’s cool, I’ll say it.
I WOULD HIT IT LIKE A JACKHAMMER
I need to go say about 50 hail marys. …and convert to catholocism.
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I think I know how the Queen of England feels when she twitter-tweet-twatters now.
^ Better than the Queen of England.
^ pretty much. I wouldn’t get on my knees for the queen.